By Duncan and Georges Q: Why didn’t the kid go outside? A: ‘cause he didn’t want to. Did you hear the pizza joke? It was too cheesy anyway. Did you hear the construction joke? I’m still working on it. Did you hear the egg joke? It will crack you up! I heard a rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it. Patient: I’ve been forgetting stuff lately and it keeps getting worse and worse. Doctor: I know it’s an illness, but you haven’t given me the 800$ that you owe me. Q: Why did the reindeer cross the road? A: because he was tied to a chicken! Velcros are just a big rip-off. One pen said to another: you are INKcredible. I was trying to catch some fog last night but I mist. Notice on a shoe repair shop: “I’ll heel you and I will save your sole.” Why is the math book so sad? He had too many problems. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet! What is an astronauts favorite time? Launch time! What do y...